HAHAHAHA FUNNY LOL

Pouring billions into a black hole of perpetual human suffering alleviated only by an unproffessional rabble of self-important aid workers who will never change as long as people continue to inexplicably throw wads of cash at their feet. Tuning in much to the glee of innumerable monolithic organisations whose very existence relies on the poverty and inequality they apparently seek to eliminate, dancing a little jig with every image of heartbreak and misery that reels in another unsuspecting wallet courtesy of its owner's moral susceptibility. Milked dry in the name of liberty, equality and Lenny Henry. Do something pointless and/or humiliating for a good cause! Join Comic Relief!